Well, I remember the sparks that flew
   In the summer of '79
   My brother went wild
   For a pretty girl's smile
   But he didn't care that she was mine
  
   We fought each other
   Like never before
   And beat till we were black and blue
   And when we told her it was time
   She'd made up her mind
   She said, "I've had it with the both of you"
  
   That was when the pact was made, uh
   No woman could sever
   We swore it brother for the rest of our lives
   We would stick together forever
  
   Cause
  
   Two (two) heads (heads) are better than one
   (woo hoo hoo)
   It's double the pleasure babe
   It's triple the fun
   I said
   Two (two) heads (heads) are better than one
   (better than one)
   It'll make you come undone
   Two heads are better than one
  
   Well we found ourselves in Vegas
   The city of sin
   We were restless and looking to play
   When this little blonde dolly
   In the hotel lobby
   Blew a kiss as she walked our way
   She said, "I'm feelin kind of lonely"
   And gave us a wink
   Feeling bold we expressed our intentions
   We said, "you gotta have both"
   She said, "That's a joke."
   "It takes two, just to get my attention"
  
   Both to share and share alike, uh
   That's a part of our lifestyle
   So I'm gonna tell you baby
   Just where we stand
   If you won't love us both
   It ain't what's wild
  
   Because
  
   Two (two) heads (heads) are better than one
   (woo hoo hoo)
   It's double the pleasure
   Triple the fun
   I said
   Two (two) heads (heads) are better than one
   It'll make you come undone
   Two heads are better than one
  
   We've come this far together
   It's too late for turning back
   But it's only fair to warn you
   That when you rock with the boys
   You never come back
   (oh no)
   Hey!
  
   Two (two) heads (heads) are better than one
   (woo hoo hoo)
   It's double the pleasure
   Triple the fun
   I'll tell ya
   Two (two) heads (heads) are better than one
   (better than one)
   It'll make you come undone
   Nothing's better than
  
   Two (two) heads (heads) are better than one
   (woo hoo hoo)
   It's double the pleasure babe
   I'ts triple the fun
   Two heads
   Are better than one
   (better than one)
   It'll make you come undone
  
   Two heads are better than one (one)
   Two heads are better than one (one)
   Two heads are better than one (one)
  
   Whoa whoa whoa, baby
   Two heads are better than one (one)
   Two heads are better than one (one)
   Two heads are better than one (one)