Hello, Hello.
   Have we met before?
   Not you again.
   Oh what a bore
   You're so cold.
   Not barely alive.
   You're so old
   You must be twenty-five.
  
   (Chorus)
  
   Monster..... Monster..... Monster.
  
   Go ahead.
   You can hide.
   Even though, we've got nothing to say.
   'Soon as we part,
   It's always the same.
   Really can't remember your name
  
   (Chorus 2)
  
   You're the monster,
   You're the monster....
   Monster
  
   (Chorus 3)
  
   You're the monster,
   What a monster....
   You dirty monster
   Monster.....