Mary said come over and you can be my lover
  It could be all a wind up, I'll have to make my mind up
  But if you hurry up you won't see my mother
  It could be just a wind up, I'll have to make my mind up
    She said come on over and sit on Mary's sofa
    I know she said come over and sit upon my sofa
  It could be just a wind up, I'll have to make my mind up
  Her mum's gone down the offie
  There's only time for coffee
  I'll have to make my mind up, it could be just a wind up
    But she said come on over and sit on Mary's sofa
    Mary's mum's on holiday
  She's not coming back what can I say
  Mary's mum's on holiday
  She's not coming back it's Saturday
    I sat upon a sofa and moved my leg to show her
  It could be all a wind up, I wish she'd make her mind up
  Better wear a condom
  I said I haven't got one
  She said you're just a wind up
  All I wanted was a bunk up
    She said come on over and sit on Mary's sofa
  Mary's mum's on holiday