Shirley Depressed,
  She is a mess.
  I wonder what's behind her plastic breasts
  She is convinced everything's fine
  There's nothing I can say to change her mind
  What the hell is wrong with you?
  What am I supposed to do
  To get you out of your bedroom?
  She wants to be alone
  Shirley wants to be alone
  Shirley Depressed,
  She is obsessed
  With her ex-boyfriend that treated her like shit
  Waiting in line,
  wasting her time
  For someone that she should've left behind
  When will she ever get a clue?
  That you have better things to do,
  Than sit and cry inside your room