howdy folks its me again
  got a message to convey
  i'm so confused what's to lose
  i think i might turn gay
  on the day my bitch left
  she said stick it up your rear
  she never thought she'd hear these words
  woo your mustache is so tickly down there
  drill my ass
  oh god it's so tight
  drill my ass
  this is my first time
  drill my ass
  i love you/love you too
  i live with bill its such a thrill
  we get it on so fine
  we tend our garden everyday
  sometimes we get 69
  play dress up and have puppet shows
  we skip and dance and sing
  he's so helpful he shaves my back
  mark it's my turn to wear the cowboy hat
  it's so hard
  it feels so right
  it's so hard
  the way he holds me
  it's so hard
  i could just die
  when we go drinking
  it's so hard
  the we start thinking
  but doin it to liberace
  then we bake a quiche
  we went to church he held my hand
  i gazed into his eyes
  he kissed my ear i said oh dear
  my shaft began to rise
  he wispered let's get married
  i squeeked and shouted yes
  suddenly our live a big mess
  he wore a tux i wore a big pink dress
  drill my ass
  not sure i'm right
  drill my ass
  what was i thinking
  drill my ass
  i like bull fights
  drill my ass
  no more knittng
  drill my ass
  no more skipping
  i tried it once a whole 6 months
  so long mustache