Eunuch Boy, Eunuch Boy
  Thought A Lawnmower Was Another Toy
  Don'T Laugh At Him Cause He Can'T Piss Straight
  He Can'T Even Masturbate
  Got No Gonads, Only Two Sockets
  Got No Bulge In His Pockets
  Eunuch Boy, Eunuch Boy
  Thought A Lawnmower Was Another Toy
  Can'T Even Make It Through A Day Of School
  They Try To Stomp His Shriveled Little Tool
  It Must Suck To Know You'Ll Never Fuck