Found on Greatest Hits Vol .2
    Once upon a time, I was cursing in Daniel's Chapel A.M.E. Zion Church
  I called one of the deacons a motherfucker
  Reverend Henry E. Miller preached about my vulgar language
  He told the congregation in the sanctuary that I got a nasty filthy mouth
    They threw me out of church
  They threw me out of church
  They threw me out of church
  They threw me out of church
    For the second time, I told the preacher to fuck off
  I also told Reverend Henry E. Miller to suck a male camel's dick
  He got so tired of my bullshit
  He told one of the deacons to throw me out
  He then escorted me to the door
    They threw me out of church
  They threw me out of church
  They threw me out of church
  They threw me out of church
    When I went to church that same Sunday, I picked up a 2 x 4
  I went up to the pulpit and clocked the preacher in the head
  He fell to the floor unconscious
  Suddenly, the police was called on me
  I then ran out of the church with a grin on my face being chased after by the cops
    They threw me out of church
  They threw me out of church
  They threw me out of church
  They threw me out of church
  They threw me out of church
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