Once upon a time in a land called fuck
  Lived a duck named Donald and his mother was a cluck
  Mickey Mouse wore a rag, pants in a sag
  Neighborhood kingpin, but his brother was a fag
  Donald had beef, so Mickey couldn't sleep
  They was hootin for a while, and it was gettin kinda deep
  Bugs Bunny had the props on the Eastside spots
  Known to hit a five from a mile with a shot
  Goofy was Mickey Mouse righthand man
  One day smoked a stick, and came up with a brand
  Called Pixie and Dixie, two killers from Chicago
  A game of 5K, to eliminate Donald
  But what they didn't know, is Donald was a G
  Had big time respect, from the West to the East
  Haps up see, and listen to the funk
  First chapter in the funky cartoon from the ghetto
    Huey and Duey and Louie with a
  Shot down Mickey Mouse main ho Minnie
  Everybody know Minnie got shot down
  And the cop on the case was Huckleberry Hound
  Huckleberry had a Deputy, by the name of Dog
  Eye-witness to the crime was Kermit the Frog
  But Kermit was scared and he wouldn't testify
  Pixie and Dixie just did a driveby
  On Donald Duck, but they shot and they missed
  And now Bugs Bunny is gettin kind of pissed
  Cause the shot that they missed hit his homeboy Elmer
  Bugs sellin drugs on the motherfuckin corner
  The future's lookin shitty in fuck city
  So they called in the Feds, Beetlejuice and Miss Piggy
  Shit's on the street, no that's how it goes
  Scene two in the funky cartoon from the ghetto
    Now the war is on and Mickey Mouse is dead
  Quick Draw McGraw took two to the head
  Huey and Duey and Louie got caught
  And now they in the county, ready to sell out
  Pixie and Dixie's on the run from the mob
  Cause they tried to kill Donald and they didn't do the job
  Bugs Bunny got popped, in a bar gettin drunk
  Bullet fucked up Beetlejuice, while Miss Piggy had a pump
  Donald got the word that his nephews was snitchin
  So Tom and Jerry stuck em on they way to the kitchen
  Goofy was a punk and everybody knew
  Him and Huckleberry Hound was spotted drinkin brew
  In the alley out back, in the corner in the dark
  But they both got smoked by Jabberjaw the Shark
  Donald Duck got the whole damn city sewed up
  In a ghetto cartoon in a land called fuck