big surprise, surprise
  look into your mother's eyes
  i go where no man goes
  one particular roll in the hay
  it only takes one
  to get it done
    surprise!
    afraid of the sheer volume
  i'm concentrated all
  you can swallow me
  or shoot me on the wall
  afraid of failure
  i come as i please
  one drop is the name
  of my disease
    surprise!
    i might be criminal minded
  but i don't wear no colors
  i got my time behind me
  i need a place to
  rest my eyes
    surprise!
    wunderkind of mine
  tiny piece of a line
  we come together
  like roses on a vine
  beat a few friends
  or get beaten
  aint no harmony
  in the seed of men
    surprise!