If someone stood up in a crowd
  And raised his voice up way out loud
  And waved his arm and shook his leg
  You'd notice him
  
  If someone in the movie show
  Yelled "Fire in the second row
  This whole place is a powder keg!"
  You'd notice him
  
  And even without clucking like a hen
  Everyone gets noticed, now and then,
  Unless, of course, that personage should be
  Invisible, inconsequential me!
  
  Cellophane
  Mister Cellophane
  Shoulda been my name
  Mister Cellophane
  'Cause you can look right through me
  Walk right by me
  And never know I'm there...
  
  I tell ya
  Cellophane
  Mister Cellophane
  Shoulda been my name
  Mister Cellophane
  'Cause you can look right through me
  Walk right by me
  And never know I'm there...
  
  Suppose you was a little cat
  Residin' in a person's flat
  Who fed you fish and scratched your ears?
  You'd notice him
  
  Suppose you was a woman, wed
  And sleepin' in a double bed
  Beside one man, for seven years
  You'd notice him
  
  A human being's made of more than air
  With all that bulk, you're bound to see him there
  Unless that human bein' next to you
  Is unimpressive, undistinguished
  You know who...
  
  Cellophane
  Mister Cellophane
  Shoulda been my name
  Mister Cellophane
  'Cause you can look right through me
  Walk right by me
  And never know I'm there...
  I tell ya
  Cellophane
  Mister Cellophane
  Shoulda been my name
  Mister Cellophane
  'Cause you can look right through me
  Walk right by me
  And never know I'm there
  Never even know I'm there.
  
  Hope I didn't take up too much of your time