I was tired of my lady
  We've been together too long
  Like a one-out-recording
  Of a favourite song
  So while she lay there sleepin?
  I read the paper in bed
  And in the personal columns
  There was this letter I read
  
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  If you like Pina Coladas
  And gettin? caught in the rain
  If you?re not into yoga
  If you have half a brain
  If you like making love at midnight
  In the dunes on the cape
  Then I?m the love that you?ve looked for
  Write to me and escape
  
  I didn?t think about my lady
  I know that sounds kinda mean
  For me and my old lady
  Have fallen into the same old door routines
  So I wrote to the paper
  To get a personal add
  And though I?m nobodies ???
  I thought it wasn?t half bad
  
  Yes, I like Pina Coladas
  And getting caught in the rain
  I?m not much into health food
  I am into champagne
  I?ve got to itch you by tomorrow noon
  And cut through all this red tape
  Add a board for the ???
  Where we plan our escape
  
  So I waited with high hopes
  And she walked in the place
  I knew her smile in an instant
  I knew the curve of her face
  It was my own lovely lady
  And she said: ?Oh, it?s you!?
  Then we laughed for a moment
  And I said: ?I never knew!?
  
  That you like Pina Coladas
  And gettin? caught in the rain
  And the feel of the ocean
  And the taste of champagne
  If you like making love at midnight
  In the dunes on the cape
  You?re the lady I?ve looked for
  Come with me and escape
  
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