And here's to you
  Mrs. Robinson,
  Jesus loves you more than you will know,
  Woah woah woah,
  God bless you please
  Mrs. Robinson,
  Heaven holds a place for those who pray,
  Hey hey hey
  
  We'd like to know a little bit about you for our files,
  We'd like to help you to learn to help yourself,
  Look around you all you see are sympathetic eyes
  Stroll around the grounds until you feel at home,
  
  And here's to you
  Mrs. Robinson
  Jesus loves you more than you will know
  Woah woah woah,
  God bless you please
  Mrs. Robinson
  Heaven holds a place for those who pray
  Hey hey hey
  
  Hide it in a hiding place where no one ever goes,
  Put it in your pantry with your cupcakes,
  It's a little secret just the Robinsons' affair,
  Most of all you got to hide it from the kids and coo coo cachoo
  
  Mrs. Robinson
  Jesus loves you more than you will know
  Woah woah woah
  God bless you please
  Mrs. Robinson
  Heaven holds a place for those who pray
  Hey hey hey
  
  Sitting on a sofa on a Sunday afternoon
  Going to the candidates debate
  Laugh about it shout about when you got to choose
  Every way you look at it you loose
  Where have you gone Joe DiMaggio
  a nation turns its lonely eyes to you?
  Woo woo woo,
  What's that you say Mrs. Robinson?
  Joltin' Joe has left and gone away
  Hey hey hey.