[Horses galloping. Horses neighing.]
  Krayzie "Big Bad Ass" Bone:
  You better count your money.
  with Felicia:
  Ghetto cowboy.
  Krayzie "Big Bad Ass" Bone:
  The name is Krayzie "Big Bad Ass" Bone, wanted up north for all the
  gold that I stole, along with some cash, even took the
  mayor's daughter. Now, that there's kidnappin', but she was with it,
  so I brought her. Then, got myself into a whole heap of
  trouble, double-crossed by the law, so there's nobody to run to: yeah,
  it's just me and my sawed-off shotgun. Outlaw--call him
  Leather Face. I'm headed for the West, heard they got a couple banks
  in town that ain't been held up yet. Well, uh, I oughta
  make it by sundown. I figure that's enough time for me to get the
  whole rundown. So, I continue my mission. It's gettin' dark,
  so I'm watchin' for them damn Injuns--they like to catch ya, then they
  rob and split. I be a rootin'-tootin'-shootin' damn fool,
  protectin' my chips. All of a sudden, I heard somebody rumble in the
  bushes. Stop my horse. [Horse neigh.] "Whoa,
  Nellie! Who in the bushes? You better speak out or I'm a let my
  shotgun song sing out."
  Thug Queen, "the horse stealer":
  Who is this? I hope this ain't the law. Jump out the bushes with my
  sawed-off shotgun.
  Krayzie "Big Bad Ass" Bone:
  "C'mon out, right now. I'm gettin' angry." Took a step back, 'cause it
  could get dangerous.
  Thug Queen, "the horse stealer":
  "Please don't shoot. It's just me, Thug Queen, the horse-stealer."
  Krayzie "Big Bad Ass" Bone:
  "Then, why the hell is you hidin' in them bushes?"
  Thug Queen, "the horse stealer":
  "I'm wanted in four counties for armed robbery, killed to two
  sheriffs, six of his best men with my hand, stole two horses.
  Thought you was the law, that's why I jumped in the bushes."
  Krayzie "Big Bad Ass" Bone:
  "Goodness." Now, she was hotter than the barrel on fire, but I could
  use her for the job, so I told her to ride. "C'mon."
  Thug Queen, "the horse stealer":
  "May I ask you what you headed to the West for?"
  Krayzie "Big Bad Ass" Bone:
  "I got a partner, got a plan for some dough, and if you're down, you
  can pick up yourself a pretty penny. 'Be in town in a
  minute, now be sure if you're with it."
  Thug Queen, "the horse stealer":
  "We out before the sun rise, gotta stallion for your partner to ride."
  Hit the saloon for the moonshine. Down for whatever, let's
  ride, let's ride.
  Krayzie "Big Bad Ass" Bone:
  "These directions say we go to Tucson, Arizona. When we arrive, we'll
  cop a place we can bunk, and meet my boy in the
  mornin' for details and hook-up."
  Krayzie "Big Bad Ass" Bone:
  You better count your money.
  Felicia:
  Ghetto cowboy.
  [Rooster crowing.]
  Krayzie "Big Bad Ass" Bone:
  "Rise and shine! Good mornin'. Howdy. Nine o'clock we meet my boy in
  the saloon in the valley. Now, I done came a long
  way, and I don't wanna be late."
  Thug Queen, "the horse stealer":
  "Tell him I make ya (?) 'cause you know we ain't."
  Krayzie "Big Bad Ass" Bone:
  "Move out! Giddyup, giddyup, giddyup." [Whip cracks, horses neigh.]
  Krayzie "Big Bad Ass" Bone:
  You better count your money.
  Felicia:
  Ghetto cowboy.
  Layzie "the Kid":
  I'm peepin' Krayzie's wanted poster in the saloon, so I assume it'll
  be trouble around here pretty soon. Glance across the
  room: I see this youngster getting ready to fight, but if he mess up
  the night, I think that Krayzie just might take his life. So, I
  approach him, and I pause. "Look, man, I really don't wanna brawl, but
  won't you chill before them laws come messin' up this
  masterplan?" Since he already rowdy, I just asked the man: "Hey, you
  want some work? Well, partner, put in your bid, and
  by the way, now what's your name? They call me Layzie the Kid."
  Powder P:
  "The name's Powder P, can I get a twelve gauge? Outlaw--everyday on
  the front page. Mister Kid, if you give me the
  lowdown, me and Black Jack be ready for the showdown with two
  double-barrels pointed at whatever. We'll stick together.
  I'm purty clever."
  Layzie "the Kid":
  "So saddle up, jump on the bandwagon, because it's all goin' down." I
  heard a guy run in the bar screamin', "Krayzie's in
  town!"
  Krayzie "Big Bad Ass" Bone:
  "Now when we get to the saloon, you don't worry. Wait outside, and
  don't be stealin' nobody's damn horses!" Step inside the
  bar. "Lay the Kid, you son of a gun!"
  Layzie "the Kid":
  "Hey, man, I'm glad you made it safely. Now let's go have some fun.
  And this my partner Powder, he's a young gun."
  Powder P:
  "Howdy."
  Krayzie "Big Bad Ass" Bone:
  "Mighty glad to meet ya, son. Oh yeah, you know I also brought a
  friend along. Meet Thug Queen, the horse peddler,
  straggler, just met her."
  Thug Queen, "the horse stealer":
  "Howdy, partner, already got the horses saddled up."
  Layzie "the Kid":
  "I hope you good at robbin' banks like you rustle that cattle up."
  Powder P:
  "Now, y'all, it's gon' be gettin' dark real soon."
  Krayzie "Big Bad Ass" Bone:
  "I think you're right, I say we move. C'mon, let's move out!
  Giddyup, giddyup, giddyup. Move out!" [Whip cracks, horses neigh.]
  Krayzie "Big Bad Ass" Bone:
  You better count your money.
  Felicia:
  Ghetto cowboy.