Yes'n she's bad-eyed and she's loveless.
  A young man's fancy and an old man's dream.
  I'm self raising and I flower in her company.
  Give me no sugar without her cream.
    She's a warm fart at Christmas.
  She's a breath of champagne on sparkling night.
  Yes'n she's bad-eyed and she's loveless.
  Turns other women to envious green.
  Yes'n she's bad-eyed and she's loveless.
  She's a young man's vision --- in my old man's dream.